i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I need a beard to bite.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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