rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Welp...herpes.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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