? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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