do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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