Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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