Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
They have beer where we have blood.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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