im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
FUCK WHALES
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