im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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