The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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