i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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