I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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