My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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