How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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