So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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