I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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