Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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