i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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