I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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