Me too!
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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