do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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