Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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