bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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