Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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