brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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