At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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