You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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