Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
