Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
There are leaves in my underwear?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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