operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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