Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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