So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
