I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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