how can u be prego again
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
COCAINE IS GR8
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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