it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
