Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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