The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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