When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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