My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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