We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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