please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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