Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
