SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I would ride that face into the sunset
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
