Can Purell be used as lube?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Randomize
