i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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