I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Do plants get herpes?
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