why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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