just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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