yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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