The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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