sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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