Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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