The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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